Friday, October 23, 2009

Another Dumbass "Tradition" In the Making

Happy Blog Anniversary,
although I don't know which one
or even why we celebrate blog anniversaries,
Kris 'n' Good Books!

(I dropped a big, fat piece of firewood on my bare foot today -- have a bruise the size of Rhode Island, shallow puncture wounds, and a weird knot at the base of one toe -- so Cat Wig Queen is damned lucky I'm a fundamentally good-natured individual who can smile through her pain, keep a stiff upper lip, and do all that other horseshit
I don't feel like doing
because I'm going to end up with a foot like Wilma Flintstone's
and there isn't even a single damned beer in the house!
Anybody got a spare pair of steel-toed boots?)


Tam said...

Ouch. Hope it feels better soon.

Kris said...

Geez, KZ, as always your sentimental sappiness brings a fucking tear to my eye... and no that wasn't sympathy tears. (Although I'm pretty sure I must have drank all what you could not last night because I'm feeling a tad delicate this morning. *fingertips to temples* Yes, indeedy.)

As to why we celebrate blog anniversaries - no friggin' idea. You know me, though, I'm such a lemming.

I also figure that getting away with the shit I've been saying for one *subtle as a block of wood... oh wait* year is worth celebrating.

BTW, thanks for my very cool image. :)

Can you believe that I was going to ask if you could create a blog title banner thing for me?? I was even going to promise not to take the piss out of you for a while. *coughbullshitcough*

K. Z. Snow said...

One year, and you're still alive. That is something to celebrate.

You can't take the piss out of me. I'm at the age where it tends to leak out of its own accord.

I don't know if I could do a blog banner. Don't have Photoshop; I only fart around with whatever free programs I can find on the 'Net, just to entertain myself. (But I'll tell ya, if I did have Photoshop, I could make some kickass covers!)

Kris said...

"One year, and you're still alive. That is something to celebrate."

I know. I also don't know what surprises me more - that people actually continue to read my crap or that I don't get way more hate mail than I do.

PS - We need to get you photoshop somehow. I need another book cover artists to make fun of.

K. Z. Snow said...

You're so funny.