Sunday, February 21, 2010

Joke from Jerry


One of my friends in low places is my BMF, Jerry. (My entire, impressive collection of vinyl LPs has been stored in his basement for about ten years -- an indication of how good a friend he is; I sure as hell wouldn't let just anybody babysit my records.) Jerry routinely sends me really, really stupid jokes. That might be because we've drunk a good deal of beer together.

So, below is some Jerr Joy. You must read every line, pausing a bit between them.


01. This is this cat.

02. This is is cat.

03. This is how cat.

04. This is to cat.

05. This is keep cat.

06. This is a cat.

07. This is dumb cat.

08. This is ass cat.

09. This is busy cat.

10. This is for cat.

11. This is forty cat.

12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in every sentence.

17 comments:

Chris said...

Oh, sorry, I screwed up, read the first three, caught the pattern and skipped ahead to the third word thing... Analysts. We're annoying, I know.

K. Z. Snow said...

Killjoy!

I purposely refrained from mentally cobbling them together. I wanted the full effect. :-)

Isn't it pathetic how easily I'm entertained?

Chris said...

Nothing wrong with being a cheap date, KZ. ;)

Hmm. Veri word is mobsti - sounds like an obscure tense of mobster...

Tam said...

Show off Kris. :-)

I got taken, I'll admit. It's my naive innocence (that is so alluring).

Chris said...

Not Kris. :)

K. Z. Snow said...

Nothing wrong with being a cheap date, KZ. ;)

I've been told that more than a few times...which goes to show the caliber of men I've dated in my life.

K. Z. Snow said...

Tam, that's one of the reasons we love you!

Kris said...

No not Kris. :) Although I caught the pattern and read it after the 3rd or 4th line too. ;)

Chris said...

Because while I'm not Kris and you're not Chris, we are Khris. ;)

K. Z. Snow said...

And pretty soon you both will be doing lunch with J. R. Ward at the RT convention and name-dropping left and right. I can see it coming.

I need some names to drop other than Jerry's. It obviously hasn't upped my cachet. :-(

Chris said...

It would be bad if I were to have lunch with JR Ward. Very bad. I would probably be ranting. :)

Aw, KZ, we love you!

K. Z. Snow said...

Well, I can drop Castanet's name, but that hasn't exactly put a shine on my apple, either.

Kris said...

Chris, but we would fit in very well as Khris with J R. She could even actually listen to us rant. ;)

Chris said...

Hmm. Good point!

Chris said...

Hey, congrats, KZ - I see you're a winner at Jessewave!

Jeanne Barrack said...

Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle...
I needed that!
And my word veri?
fricu....
not *you*, sweetie!

K. Z. Snow said...

You always get the best word veri's, Jeanne. What's up with that?