Okay, now that I've hammered you senseless with announcements for Electric Melty Tingles, it's time to switch tools. (Actually, "switching tools" would mean finding a new boyfriend, but I digress.) Anyway, strained metaphors aside, I've scored an interview with a famous author. And I mean SUPERSTAR, people; you know I only run with the big dogs. It isn't the same old blah-de-blah interview, either. None of this stuff:
Q. When did you start writing?
A. I believe it was during my previous incarnation as Jacqueline Susann. (Oops, no; that's Ryan Field.) Or maybe it was Jacqueline Onassis. (No, wait; she was only an editor.) Shit, I've been writing so long I can't remember. Let's just say I was born to write -- numerous times!
Nope, none of that crap. So keep checking back. This VICE (Very Important Creative Event) will be taking place within the week.
11 comments:
You're a tease!
Let's clarify. Psychologically, sometimes; physically...buwahahahaha!
Wicked wicked tease who's looking for a spanking. Although you might like that. Hmmm.
"Switching Tools" *snortgiggle*
Given the size of my ass, Tam, I wouldn't even feel a spanking unless it was delivered by the bucket of a front loader.
Wren, I think you need to clean up that mess on your keyboard.
(Oops, no; that's Ryan Field.)
OMG!! You cracked me up, you tease! :)
I'm glad somebody caught that, Lily! :-)
Ooh, sounds interesting! I shall look forward to this tremendous event :).
My veri-word is 'blypo'. Remove the b and you've got a solution the large arse/spanking problem! :D
Jen :-D
Or, adding an M would only reinforce the image, in a fanciful way: blympo.
"I'm glad somebody caught that, Lily!"
I caught it too was suitably horrified about such a derogatory comment.
Aw, not derogatory at all. Ryan's a nice guy and a very prolific author. I don't know how nice Ms. Susann is. Castanet hasn't channeled her yet.
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