Or Knew but Had Forgotten:
- James Franco sucks as a host, but I'm willing to overlook that.
- Anne Hathaway embodies every chick-lit heroine ever created, and I'm not willing to overlook that.
- Kirk Douglas is cooler now than he ever was before.
- This is what passes for a profound statement in Hollywood: "You know a screenplay is good when the writer's words float through your mind and go straight to your heart."