I'm glad I'm a mature woman. UGH!
Who smashed his nose, carved off most of his upper lip, stitched his eyelids nearly shut, made his lips redder than Castanet's, and crushed his head into the shape of an inverted isoceles triangle? Imagine a writer of romance using this kid as the model for a hero. Seriously, I wouldn't know how to describe him in flattering terms!
Who smashed his nose, carved off most of his upper lip, stitched his eyelids nearly shut, made his lips redder than Castanet's, and crushed his head into the shape of an inverted isoceles triangle? Imagine a writer of romance using this kid as the model for a hero. Seriously, I wouldn't know how to describe him in flattering terms!
Although Tay seemed to be on the mend from an aborted experiment by Victor Frankenstein, he was still the hottest twink in --
No. No, it just wouldn't work!
My fear for the younger generation seems to be more justified by the day. {{{shudder}}}
Edited to add: look at the one Tam found--and she claims he's legal! Now this is a proper fantasy man. (Yay, Tam!)
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You are so mean. Funny but mean. LOL
He hasn't been mentioned in our house but my daughter would rather chew her leg off than admit anything to do with New Moon. He's "cute" but he looks about 12 in that picture. He'll likely look better when he matures. Maybe when you see him shirtless you don't notice the face so much.
Here is my newest fascination. Does this work better for you? (Yes, he's legal. Shut up.)
http://www.beatricemodels.it/_files/books/520_1_0000.jpg
Tam, your daughter is clearly of sound mind.
Maybe that Taylor kid will grow into some looks, but I doubt it. He's already 17...which pretty much makes him a lost cause. (This is the reverse of "Ugly in the cradle, pretty at the table." He might've been a beautiful baby; now, his beauty days are over.)
Hey, Google wouldn't take me to your link! Legal or not, send me a pic.
Never mind; I found him. (Ooo, you got good taste, girl.)
Sorry, that guy in the second picture still doesn't do it for me.
I like more mature men.
Pretty boys have never much done it for me.
I prefer more mature men too, Jeanne. My appreciation is purely aesthetic.
;-)
(No, seriously, it is. More or less. He's like a lovely work of art.)
Yeah well, I'm developing a rep for liking 'em young Jeanne, so if I'm posting a picture you can pretty be sure he won't be over 25. (I kid, I kid, a little.)
Last night I said to my daughter. "So do you think Taylor L is cute?" Her reply "Ewwwww, no, he looks like a pig." LOL
So I showed her my guy and she agreed he was much cuter. So you have a 14.5 year old girl's ringing endorsement of your assessment. All is right with the world now. :-)
"He looks like a pig."
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I didn't want to be that blunt!
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